2. Don't Ride the Bus

A: I don't like riding the bus.

B: Why not?

A: Number one, it's too slow.

B: You're right. A car is faster.

A: Number two, it's usually late.

B: You're right. The buses are never on time.

A: Number three, it doesn't run 24 hours.

B: You're right. Buses don't run late at night.

A: Number four, it's too crowded.

B: You're right. You have to stand in the aisle.

A: Number five, it's unsafe.

B: You're right. Bad guys might rob you.

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3. Don't Cut the Tires