1. A Blind Date

A: I've got a date for you.

B: Oh, really?

A: Are you interested?

B: Maybe. What is she like?

A: She's got a great personality.

B: Uh-oh. That means that she's fat and ugly.

A: She's cute.

B: Okay, so she's not ugly; she's just fat.

A: She weighs 98 pounds.

B: Okay, she's not fat. So what's the problem with her?

A: Who said there is a problem with her?

B: The problem is she has no problems—she's too good for me!

by il professore